Josh Writes a Teen Novel After Reading Joyce, Continued

An Excerpt from:

Speeding Life, Speeding Love

By Josh Yagley


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As the most bothersome of beasts has approached me. The animate being exhibited it's sharp fangs, I, to no avail, had any fright. The creature shouted at me with such ferocity and high frequency. I finally declared
-God will you just shut the fuck up for one minute?!
This didn't seem to have much of any result on the fanged brute. And after I had finished my statement, Mr. Bugles annoyance begin again.
I recall hearing about a solider in the great war, who after being captured in the battle field, wailed and screamed to his captors in attempts to let him free. Finally, he was going to be let free, after finding he was of little use. When they told the man he was going to be let free, he was ecstatic, but continued to ask how soon he was going to be let free. When the captors couldn't answer he started wailing again. The they finally grew so tired of this that they let him go and just gave him some food for his journey. The solider while annoyed that he didn't have a flight out, accepted their offer. After a day of travel the solider died in the woods, his food was poisoned.
-You know what?! I am going to poison your food if you don't shut up Mr. Bungles!
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